Oh, look at mein new weapon, ze uberzaw. Here, eet izn't properly painted wit ze correct colors. I made eet wit ze Magic cards.
Here I am wit ze uberzaw zat eez properly painted. Ze blut on ze blade does not zhow up as much as I want eet to. Mein master did not buy ze proper red paint for ze blood. Zere is only von vay to get blut on mein uberzaw.